16:29

Джулик. Несладкий
Диалог в Metro cash-n-carry

- хм... купить красочку, что ли? давно я не была рыжей...

- а блондинкой ты давно была?

- была года два назад.

- ну и как, это правда влияет на интеллект?

- нууу... вряд ли, но на меня так точно повлияло



У кассы:

- хм... набрала я фигни всякой на 330 грн, а налом-то у меня всего 170.



У банкомата:

- пинкоды. забыла. все.



У машины:

- вот видишь, сейчас я блондинка всего на четверть, а какая идиотка. что бы была, если б я опять покрасилась?..

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19.07.2005 в 16:33

who's the poor person who had to go shopping with you?
19.07.2005 в 16:34

i zachem eto ya tri raza eto otpravil?
19.07.2005 в 16:44

Джулик. Несладкий
Гость

не знаю я, зачем ты мне, замученной безделием, добавил работы по удалению лишних постов. спасибо! а то б совсем скисла.

а несчастный этот вроде как не особо-то и мучался. во всяком случае, не орал
19.07.2005 в 17:02

well, if he didn't suffer too much.. if you were humane... then it's OK.



I'm trying to seduce Santa here :) he's suggesting I get "in touch" with Katya Gavriluk when I return, I'm reciprocating by offering him to have a romantic dinner with me instead. I like him more anyway ;)
19.07.2005 в 17:13

Джулик. Несладкий
I wasn't humane - I was female. and that was cruel :).

Santa? Oh yeah - i remember that picture... I do remember it. Poor Santa
19.07.2005 в 17:16

what picture?... uhm, I'm probably putting my own neck into a noose, but what picture?!..



:)
19.07.2005 в 17:24

Джулик. Несладкий
winter, Ugolyok cafe, and you holding hands on Santa's reach... uhm... well i think we can already call it bosom

you looked happy btw ;)
19.07.2005 в 17:27

oh... hmm. ok. I was thinking more in terms of the one with Kofman... during the club outing. when me and Nastya decided to switch clothes. now that was dumb.



by the way, looks like I'm gonna see her [Nastya] soon. she's been in Israel for the past 5 years or so...



oh, and me looking happy... but of course! nothing like the love of a big man, right? ;)



P.S. expect the comments from Tango Re: 'He's sooooo gay'...
19.07.2005 в 17:30

Джулик. Несладкий
She won't comment on anything - too busy.

About Nastya - yeah, she moved there. Well I was expecting things like that.

And you switching clothes - for me it was pure fun until you started coughing.
19.07.2005 в 17:34

you were expecting her moving there or me meeting her there? 'cause I had no idea she'd be moving to Israel, actually...



about switching clothes - yes, it was fun. even as we decided to walk into the water... but when I realized she had a change and I didn't - well, that's sort of where it.. uhm... became more fun? oh, and your dad's sport pants were rather comfy ;)



oh, and I finally remember the pic you are talking about. you mean the one we took when I came for a visit in 2001, right?
19.07.2005 в 17:44

Джулик. Несладкий
Гость

2001?!!!

oh my... really

well I found out about Nastya a year and a half ago. I heard she likes it in there. have you contacted her?
19.07.2005 в 17:48

yes, my dear, you're old. ancient, actually :tease2:



(which, perhaps, explains the addiction to makeup...)

[running away very-very fast after making a bad joke]



I've talked to Nastya once over the phone... She's a hard-to-find creature, currently serving in army in working as a waitress. And yes, she likes it a lot there. I might be staying at her place for a month or two.



19.07.2005 в 17:59

Джулик. Несладкий
I might be staying at her place for a month or two.

just please don't get used to wear her clothes!



About the things above: well maybe you even won't be able to reach Israel... :maniac:
19.07.2005 в 18:03

"п...ц рыжему котёнку..."



т.е. поросёнку...



:budo: :aaa: :beg:
19.07.2005 в 18:07

Джулик. Несладкий
понятливый мальчик... все еще хочешь на экскурсию на вершину Владимирской горки без парапета?
19.07.2005 в 18:07

aga, aga! hochu! oy, podozhdi...
19.07.2005 в 18:18

Джулик. Несладкий
oy, podozhdi...

(загробным голосом Каа) подожду, дорогуша, подожду...

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